Monday, August 15, 2011

Let's not get caught up on formalities.

I'm addicted to probing into the lives of others. Hence, I am addicted to blogs.

I always hear about people getting book deals and public speaking gigs and talk show guestings(?) because they started posting a bunch of stuff on a website and enough people liked reading it.

Blogs wield a lot of power in modern day western society.

Truth be told, I would be the worst celebrity ever. I'm happiest when alone and am prone to breathtaking bouts of claustrophobia in large crowds. I'm not even using my real name on this thing.

That doesn't mean I don't have anything to say. I have a lot to say. A few may find some of it useful and/or entertaining. A few will not. Some may even hate what I say here.

I'm ok with that.

Sometimes I'm serious and deep. Sometimes I display roughly the same level of maturity as an 11-year-old girl at a Justin Bieber concert. Sometimes I feel like I need to talk about sex in a very frank and adult manner and I'm probably going to do so even if a few find it offensive.

I cannot think of one incident in the history of the blogosphere where someone was waterboarded until they agreed to read a blog they did not want to read.

That said... hello everybody!





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